Vegas experience May 2006

I am sure that I will forget lots of fun things that happened and many will be relieved because their scandalous adventures won't be on these pages but otherwise holla and I will add whatever should be here and isn't.
We had a fantastic time is all I can say, a toast to 'Friendship and all good things'. As I read recently "Love is the only force powerful enough to transform an enemy into a friend", what profound words... thank you Dr. M. L. King.

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR GRADUATION OWINO

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAMMIE!

- Hitting up the airport bar as usual and taking ‘sourveniers’
- Major keroro on the flights there, us (Blossom, Sammie & Sunny) with the ‘ginger ale’ and Sig & Candy with the cranberry juice, more like grape cordial LOL
- Sig and Candy changing on the plane in efforts not to miss the hanye LOL
- Candy and her ka shampoo vibe and Sammie insisting its her hands not her hair
- Candy spinning at the dinner table and lifting her head to verify that she was spinning
- Candy happening to the side of the car, hence the shampoo vibe later
- Sammie telling her to somehow close her mouth if she’s going to cough like that!
- Sig taking a nap after we got to the house but waking up for shots!
- Blossom & Candy fighting in the back seat and Sig & Sunny taking over the ginger ale and leaving them outside to finish the fight while we got ready and the two happening to the neighbors door.
- All drinking activities confined to the kitchen and drinking the wine from the sink incase a single drop poured on the ‘white’ house!
- Hanyeing at the pink pony, Thursday night until 4am and the drama involved with our room
- Candy calling out to Blossom.. “honey, Blossom honey.. “ over & over
- Candy deciding that she didn’t want to wear her shoes (twice) and being asked to by casino & hanye bouncers 
- Someone happening until the bouncer told her to get off the rails….
- DJ being really nice at Rain amidst all the confusing fire, fog & rain!
- This chap pointing at Sig struggling to get Candy to the car and asking his friend “dude, aren’t you glad that I am not drunk like that?”
- The whole ‘grandma’ vibe with Sig about to ‘smack a b.’ yet grandma wanted her, thank goodness she bought drinks.. after Sammie gave her a ‘kasomething’ to remember LOL
- Vowing that it was “Sunny or the keroro”
- People finding it necessary to advertise bud to us and feeling obliged to let us know that all energy drinks had bull sperm, thanks Sig for getting the guy interested in that vibe.. we now at least know the origins .. taurine has bull sperm (hope its not true) and Sunny interjecting that when we had a half calf/half human child offspring then we’d know the authenticity of the claim LOL
- Asking for a sample shot of Casadores tequilla (monsta)
- Enjoying a ka happy hour at the buffalo wings place.. interesting napkins e.g “ Dear _____, It’s not you, it’s me. My tastes have changed and I just wanna keep my options open” DEM
- Our host feeling the need to warn us that we were drinking too much after we thought we’d chilled wat!
- Taking Terrell Owens (TO) photo and the way his buddy was blocking!
- Mystery explained ..

when girls drink too much, we yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just cranberry juice But! Alas! That's just because we can no longer taste the vodka

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- Refusing to leave Rain cos the hanye was happening and the ‘short boy’ & ‘white boy’ vibes
- The drama involved with us boarding just to find that there was no space for our suitcases
- Lots of turbulence taking off and chugging our drinks because we had to land !
- Meeting Bill on the flight home and his awesome ideas on ordering doubles incase the stewardess doesn’t make it back – right on point Bill, I guess experience from State?
- Bill pushing on Blossom’s chair and pretending it was me, great flight.
- Meeting the guy we’d met at the hanye(Rain) at Ontario airport and pretending we didn’t know him considering that Blossom had grilled him on how straight he was
- Landing and ‘lying’ to Shanton that we’d checked the shuttle prices
- Nico & Meynah locking Shanton up in the beer freezer at Albertson’s until he threatened to start pinting!
- Mami hooking it up ‘big baller’ style with endless keroro
- Mami & Meynah struggling to pour a shot at Conne’s and finally attacking the drinks with a vengeance
- Scarlett walking into the glass door
- Meynah & Nico fighting and Conne having to intervene after Sammie & Scarlett were thrown down
- Scarlett screaming that it was so much fun, like a rodeo and waking up the next day asking why her entire side was hurting!
- Scarlett on the hunt and asking ‘kwani what are peeps supposed to do ama turn on each other’
- Mission : Find Scarlett’s car
- Blossom trying on the "Top Gun" digagaz at Shanton’s (Blossom, there, u happy now?)
- Suggestions about opening Jack Bauer’s school of counter terrorism!
- Working on a whole bottle of vod & another of the screwdriver
- Hanyeing at Dynamite after getting home ‘too early’